where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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