when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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