She said her name was "party"
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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