I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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