Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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