My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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