some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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