i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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