Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You're like the curious george of whores
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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