Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
