I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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