if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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