so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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