Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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