And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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