How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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