So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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