People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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