Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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