Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
