how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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