If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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