your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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