i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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