she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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