arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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