we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Let's get the cat blown out
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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