I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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