I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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