Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You may now shotgun with the bride
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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