this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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