Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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