try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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