You work out of a Hotel?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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