gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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