I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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