Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
