Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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