Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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