plz talk dirty to me
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
tell me about the fingering
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