i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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