fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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