He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You're like the curious george of whores
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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