Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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