we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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