I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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