Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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