And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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