So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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