Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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