i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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