i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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