I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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